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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

civil rights

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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