- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

a man was shot.... he died

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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