- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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