- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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