What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What's the new green? Green

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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