A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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sky silverstein

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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