- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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