How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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