Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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