- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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