- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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