XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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An anti-joke

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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