- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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