- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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