- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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