- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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