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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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