- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Guess what? I like trains.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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