- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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