- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Jimmy Saville

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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