- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Death by kayak

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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