- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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