Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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