Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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