What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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