Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

like if your cool

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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