A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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cory is gay

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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