Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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the WNBA.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Charlie Sheen

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What are annoying? Ads.

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