lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what is worse than a guy pissed?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Albert your flies undone.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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