knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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