We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Anti Joke

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