1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Michael Brown

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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