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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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