What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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