What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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