- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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