- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

There was a chicken. It squarked.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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