A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Sarah Palin.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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