- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Grace Ackerson

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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