why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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