- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock Knock. Come in.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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