Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

I have cancer. And you're next.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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