What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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