Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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