What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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My children are mistakes

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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