- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Fine, ladies first.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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