- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Matt is a Duster!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

this website is a bad joke

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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