A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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