- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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