- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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