- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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