Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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