- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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