One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Cheese

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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