- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A bar walks into a man

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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