- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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