- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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