- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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