what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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