Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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