- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Vagina Boob

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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