- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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