- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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