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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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