Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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