- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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