One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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