Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Albert your flies undone.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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