- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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