Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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