Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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