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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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