what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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