an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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