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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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