Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What do we call Osama? Osama

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Anti Joke

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