- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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