Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Dumb

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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