A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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