Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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