- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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