What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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The child was fired from his job.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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