- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

I <3 Hitler

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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