- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

women's rights.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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