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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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