Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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