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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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