- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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