How many light bulbs? 1

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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I love pissing people off :P

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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