Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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the economy.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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