- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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