Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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