- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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