Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Canadians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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