- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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