Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Matt is a Duster!

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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this website is a bad joke

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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