- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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