What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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