What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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