Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Golf.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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