- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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