Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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