- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A man goes to the potty.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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