- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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