- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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