Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Jimmy Saville

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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