- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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