1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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The New York Giants

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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