- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Cripples are lame.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

the economy.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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