Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

thumb_up thumb_down -9

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops