How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why? Why not?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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deez nuts

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