Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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roses are red poo is poo

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A pope meets another one

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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