WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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