- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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