- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

i am a dino. RAWR.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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