- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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