- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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