Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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