Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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