what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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