- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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