- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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