Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -21

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops