Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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I'm homeless.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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