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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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