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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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