- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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