Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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