- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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