- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

time to spruce up!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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