- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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