What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Your big dick.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Gay rights.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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