- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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