- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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