what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Anti Joke

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