- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why do fat people commit suicide

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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