- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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