what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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