- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm hungry.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??