Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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guess what what ...

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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