A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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school homewrok

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kkkk

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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