- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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