Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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