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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A house comes around the corner.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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