What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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