- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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