- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

96

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??