whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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