AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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