- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

No

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

I was watching Fox news.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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