Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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