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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Andoni was here

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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