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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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