Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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