What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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