A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A penis walks into a bar..

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

The New York Giants

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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