- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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