- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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