- Anti Joke

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

u know whats a crime? rape

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.