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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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