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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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