your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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GOODBYE

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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