- Anti Joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.