A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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You are joking right?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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