- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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