how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Anti Joke

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