- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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