How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An anti-joke

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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