What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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