What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's funny? Women's rights.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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