Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Jimmy Saville

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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