- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

a black man walks out of popeyes

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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