What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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