- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A guy at a baseball game....

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