Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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