- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

well use a tissue!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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