- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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