I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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