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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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