There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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