what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A dog was barking at a tree

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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