- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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