Go away still nothing to see

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

hi penis ham telephone

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

men's rights activists

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

No it doesnt..

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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