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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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