Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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autistic kids rock

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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