roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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