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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A hill billy went fishing

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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