what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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