- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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