Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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This is not funny.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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