The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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My cat just died.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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