Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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