Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Where's my baby??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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