What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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