- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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