I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

yolo your orange looks orange

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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