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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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