A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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