- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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