- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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