- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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