Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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No your aunties a joke

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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