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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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PENIS that is all

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Anti Joke

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